But she stole it from somebody else.

Rules: Go to Google and search the phrase. Tag 3 friends. Please be mature and use you REAL 1st name...

Use the first thing that comes up that makes sense.


So I used my real name, but I don't like putting my name on the internet or else my mother will have a panic attack. So I'm going to replace my real name with... Zee. Huzzah.
Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: "Zee" needs three more toes.
(( Doesn't everyone? ))


Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: "Zee" looks like a pig


Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: "Zee" says its biting the dust
(( Awesome. ))


Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: "Zee" wants to keep you in the know with information, news and events.
(( I sure do. ))

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: "Zee" does have beautiful unspoilt parts
(( They were talking about the Island which I'm named after the island the island the island. ))

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: "Zee" hates poor people
(( I do? I do. Right. ))

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: "Zee" asks her for an orange juice.
(( But i don't like orange juice. ))

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: "Zee" goes to strength in dominant distance performance at the Armory.
(( Yah, I'm always doing that. ))

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search:
A: You mean "Zee" likes /girls/?!
(( NO ))

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search:
A: "Zee" eats her jelly in such a sexy way

(( D: ))

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search:
A: “Zee" wears nail polish too.
(( Oookay, at least I'm not a jelly eating lesbian in that one. ))

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
A: The two arrested -- "Zee" Furtado and her husband Walter -- were remanded to police custody till January.
(( Walter? ))